alxmrg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

I like

True man, but you forgot that the female anime character must have enormous breasts, even though she's probably 13 or so. It wouldn't be ironic if you got a low score, because you didn't include any of the tips that you gave. It would be quite fitting, actually, albeit still funny. But not ironic.

[Awesome Compilation Vol 5]

Hmm Hmm

The tertris one was good, but you're going to run this game paraody into the ground, crushing its skull and splattering its brains all over your own dignity.

Egoraptor responds:

Yes yes, that's why I'm choosing to end this series soon. My video game parodies will be delivered in a different format that will come much later. Look forward to that. ;D Thanks!

[SHOCK2]

Freakin' awesome

You know it's awesome. But the only thing I suggest is either cutting out a great deal of the dialogue or fixing some of those egregious spelling errors. For those of us who aren't 13 and on AIM 24 hours, trying to figure out what the hell the words are is more distracting than anything else.

[LUNCH TIME!]

Gross

It's really hard to get HIV from ingesting blood--the enzymes in your saliva and stomach acids break down the virus. But gross!

JunkYardAnimations responds:

Oh good to know :) I'm just here to spread awareness! :)

[ROIDS!]

Coo

Who the hell is GCBascom? What a douche.

[Fags Are For Fags]

Slightly humorous

I don't understand why people are saying that this is homophobic--you can make fun of something without being AFRAID of it. Although, watching a bunch of your cartoons makes me think that you're probably a latent homosexual or using homosexuals as a scapegoat for personal frustration. But who gives a fuck, no one forced anyone to watch this; the title says it all, if you don't like it, go watch Barney.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

ur a baby cakes<3

[Dad Returns]

I like it.

Very much.

[Dad and Son Talk]

pretty funny

Reminds me of Sick Animation. But...latent homosexual or overt homosexual? I assume you're still in the closet.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

The father needed to teach his son!!

[BlownOutOfProportion:Ep1]

How do you only have 3 reviews?

While I don't exactly know why, I found this to be fucking hilarious. Half the time I was just laughing in disbelief, but it really had a decent plot and ended in a great ATHF "we can't fix this" cut. I thought all kids were circumsized these days...maybe only in the US.

[DevilSlayer V-1]

Good, nice start

But why are gay jokes still prevalent these days? I thought only Rush Limbaugh and townies used the "lisping" voice. Whatever.