alxmrg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Walk in the Woods]

Beautiful

Not only is this artistically beautiful, but it panders to the timeless hilarity of poop. Poop? Hilarious. Poop as a propulsion device? Even better.

[Black Friday]

Great potential

The potential for this flash is inversely proportionate to the final result. However bored I became with the frequently dubious camera angles/frame compositions, I really appreciated the original look and interesting blend of real life and animation. I only wish that it could've kept my attention a bit more, but I'm sure the next one will be better.

[RE5: Public Assembly]

Pretty good...

Who doesn't like a flash that has some great artwork and pertinent social commentary? But what's the controversy? The game takes place in Africa. Many Africans are black. If it took place in Ireland, it'd be a white protagonist killing a lot of gingers. People just like to cry racism just so they can cry about something...

But good job, and again, great drawing style.

[Prostitute Mickey]

Eh...

You take an initially pseudo-funny idea and drill it into the ground. Yes. Mickey is a prostitute. I got that from the title. But you never really go anywhere with it creatively-- it's pretty stagnant, and there's never really a joke to laugh at.

Sure, maybe semen on Mickey's face gets some chuckles out of people, but it was way too obvious.

But I like the lighting effects for the car's headlights-- well done.

[LEFT4LOL]

Pretty damn good--

The best part was when Louis sidles up between her head and the gun-- good stuff.

[If Trees Could Speak]

Very good

Very good-- wasn't too self-conscious or stereotypically "artsy". I enjoyed how it made me think of moments from my own life, and it was easily relatable over all. However, your grandfather sounds like a real coward. The least he could of done was be a man and kill the puppies first, rather than bury them alive. Sorry, but that's just callous and sick.

[Walmart Siblings]

Good....

For what it is, it's good. A wee bit too long, though-- something Tim and Eric would've done for a split second in between skits, but you've drawn it out too much. However, I like the drawings-- the facial expressions were particularly striking.

Nothing special, yet I found it enjoyable.

[Antarctic Antics]

Pretty funny...

A bit meandering, no clear plot line, but funny and well-done nonetheless. In response to The-Lorax: South Pole Yetis do in fact live at the south pole, those two penguins and the walrus were swept away by strong ocean currents, and in times of weakness (breaking that winter diet), walruses will eat penguins, but only whole and only baby penguins. Duh.

VillainousTurtleSLC responds:

Good rebuttal! Thanks for watching man!

[Frost'D]

Absolutely wonderful

I loved this. A sick and twisted spin on a beloved Christmas character--
the abrupt ending really punches the humor in there too. Great 1950s children book style for the backgrounds too. Good job!

[jesus party]

Hilarious

Great job-- nice animation, and I love the "Ren and Stimpy" eyes on Satan when Jesus shows up. A really solid short, and good overall atmosphere. That guy who gave you a "4" for not being "politically correct" is a complete moron, though I guess that could've gone unsaid.