alxmrg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Weebl and Bob : Gooshine]

Crap!

This, and all of these "Weeble and Bob" skits, are the most annoying, infuriatingly stupid pieces of crap ever to grace Newgrounds. Not only are the voices annoying, but they sound like matt stone and trey parker. The constant metronomic motion is irritating, and the jokes are flat and trite. If this were anything else, I'd give constructive criticism, but you're obviously so bent on phoning in each cloned episode because a bunch of other morons think this is godsend comedy. I hate this. The only suggestion I can make is to take this off newgrounds and destroy it, then wipe your hard drive. Also, memory-wipe anyone who's ever watched it so it can't be duplicated. Sorry, but this is awful.

[Ranger Doosh Ep. 1]

Beh

Randy says, "Dawg", by the way. THAT'S what he's known for.

This was well edited, well put together...I guess the TGTTM style can be replicated...but the main character was too much like Tom-- it was hard to divorce your character from that of the work's obvious aesthetic inspiration.

And the comedic timing was a little off-- too long of a pause here, not really too many jokes in general.

But overall, it was cohesive, and for that you deserve some credit.

[Renegade Awesome Episode1]

Funny

Pretty hilarious-- the set up of the scene (with the father offscreen yelling downstairs the entire time) really works well. But I don't know if you can do this as a series without it becoming stale...

Great job!

[CIGAR WARS]

Kind of funny.

The idea is kind of funny. It was decently executed. But I do have one suggestion: wear a shirt that covers up those hairy shoulders. Holy freaking Elojim.

RatherRandomReality responds:

Don't you dare question the mighty Dart Chewbaka.

[The Woes of Marsh]

Good...

This might have worked better as a short-- I mean 1/3 as long as it is now. At some points it lacked cohesiveness, and I was left wondering if there was an actual plot. (More so in the beginning.) It could be a little slow at points.

But overall, I enjoyed the visual style/color scheme, and there were several funny moments. I think that trying to condense it a bit would really help with the movie's flow.

[The Final Act]

What the hell is wrong with you?

The only good mime is a dead mime...great animation, very fluid, but if you're hoping that Pixar will pick this up for one of their before-movie shorts, don't hold your breath-- too scary for the kiddies. Great job!

orb responds:

LOL haha, Pixar makes all their shorts themselves :P

[The Slide]

Decent...

Pretty good...funny enough concept (though I hope no one's ever done that). The animation was pretty well done too.

[Break.]

Great.

I liked the animation style, and the music was very apt. But it could've used a sound effect or two...

[Easy Way Out]

Amazing

This is so very, very French. The artistic style is beautiful and compelling. The story is great too, and although the cyclical nature was cool, the character's suicide didn't feel right...I just wouldn't have pegged him for that.

The only reason this doesn't garner a 10 is because of the association with Clock Crew. Why? The originality of this piece clashes with the canonized stupidity of Clock Crew, and diminishes the quality a bit.

Love the devil's design, by the way.

[Endeavour]

It's...alright...

It's okay, but there isn't really anything that separates it from all the other 14 year-old emo-esque naive sentimentalism submissions out there. The art and animation was okay, but I won't be writing home to mother expressing my strong fondness for the style. You won't see me doing this: "Dearest mother-- I have been thrust into a debilitating despondency since news that winter's last frost has ravaged your radish farm. How ever will you persist now that our prize crop is gone? By the way, 'Endeavor' amazed me."

You see that? That letter will never be.

Mesmay responds:

Well, Im sorry you feel you have to attempt wit in response to my animation.

Also, next time, try a little thing called C&C. Where you use constructive criticism- eg: work on the style by doing this, this, and this. Criticism by itself doesnt particularly help anyone- its just a sad little way of getting "kicks".